Post by Cyrille LeFoux on Oct 29, 2015 21:35:30 GMT
Sidekick etiquette, Cyrille had found - mostly from eavesdropping on other students, sometimes from actual spying on other classes - was not like other etiquette classes. Princesses and Princes - good and evil - did not have to learn what to do if some idiot lit their dress on fire and the only options given to you were:
a) stomp on it,
b) throw the nearest bowl of punch onto the flames,
or c) laugh and point.
The 'correct' answer was apparently a, with b coming in as an acceptable second option. Cyrille was of the opinion that if someone was stupid enough to get their dress caught on fire in the padded kiddie playground that most balls seemed like, they deserved to be laughed at. He'd definitely tell everyone he knew about it the next day, that bimbo was had half her skirts go up in from the candles, can you believe it? Almost more exciting than the food they served. Voicing that opinion out loud would, however, earn him a lecture, probably a scolding, and almost certainly another page of homework. Bored at the inanity of the ending of class, Cyrille amused himself by looking around and taking note of the other sidekicks and commoners stuck in the same class.
One kid, clearly a nerd, scribbling down the answers. Ugh; boring as anything. Another kid, hoodie pulled all the way over his hairline, face down on the desk, sleeping. No luck there, either; he was probably dead to the world, if the puddle of drool next to his elbow was any gauge. And then...hmm, he looked promising. And familiar; not just from class, either. Had they talked before, in the halls? Redhead, obviously huge even while sitting down, muscular... Cyrille squinted at Grove, trying to remember his name. Forrest, or something like that, right? Something so cutesy-woodsy that Cyrille couldn't even remember it properly. Oak, maybe? No, no, something else. And why did he look so familiar? He had the rugged good looks of a heroic sidekick, even he could tell that much. Maybe he wouldn't think Cyrille was weird for staring, the French boy thought, quickly looking away and towards the front of the class, blindly studying the board there.
tags: Grove